MINI Rules of the Road

1. Always park next to a MINI. There is safety in numbers.  Backing in is preferred.
2. Wave at other MINIs!
3. Take your MINI to meet other MINIs, kinda like taking a dog to a dog park.  They need socialization.
4. Wave at other MINIs!!
5. Stickers = Horsepower
6. !@$# Wave, Dammit!!!
7. Find friends to help you mod your MINI.
8. Please Wave Back!?!?
9. Be Unique.  No two MINIs should be alike.
10. And finally, wave back or sell it and get a Fiat or some other boring car.

Have Fun & Drive Safely!